Wish I could get an aerial Enter the Void view of my apartment so bad rn.
Of the THREE couples living in my shoebox apartment in Chinatown, is it the elderly couple, the expecting 20-something couple, or the dragon tatted teen couple that are…
…using baby talk?
And is that…spanking I hear?
Didn’t know places like this existed? Me neither tbh! What kind of fucked up Qing dynasty time warp am I in? What year is it? Who won the Civil War? Is the UK still babysitting Hong Kong? How do we feel about opium dens - still chill or nah?
when u think the frat bros at the bar are checkin u out but then they go up to ur ex boyfriend and ask if he’s gay bc they’ve actually been checking him out all night
aw tank u! :*
im back bb thank u! :*
shoutout to the homeless guy with a Home Depot cart and ten motherfuckin fishing poles that decided to start crashing in the lobby of my walk up apartment building